An open letter to the influencers who promoted the Krisflyer UOB account

I'm completely cereal.

Dear fellow influencers,

I’m glad you’re all as excited about the new Krisflyer UOB account as I am. I mean, why else would you all have, in a coordinated and synchronized manner, simultaneously posted Instantgram posts on the very day the UOB Krisflyer account was launched?

I have to admit, I feel really noob reading all your posts. After all, you guys take better photos than me, have more aesthetically  pleasing bodies than me and also got more followers than me. Staring at your followers list makes me feel like proverbial urchin staring through shop window on cold Christmas eve.

Now, because none of these posts were tagged #sponsored, #ad, #advertorial, or #theypaidmeinsmallunmarkedbills, I must assume that these are all impartial reviews based on your personal experiences with the product. Therefore, I am genuinely concerned that you guys are missing out on some of the best opportunities to earn miles.

Fortunately, I can help you here! I’ve done some research on the account and while I feel that the overall idea is definitely innovative, there are things that could potentially be improved on. I really hope that UOB takes notice of these and makes some changes so that a great idea doesn’t get let down by poor execution.

Hope this helps!


Dear ladyironchef

I love your food porny posts and the way you introduce to me new restaurants all the time. You’re the reason I haven’t seen my feet in years and have the turning radius of a small van. And am currently going to die alone.

However, it seems like you are paying for your restaurant expenses with the UOB Krisflyer debit card. I think this is a mistake. You see, you could easily be earning 4 mpd on all your local dining and online expenses with the HSBC Advance cardwithout cap, all the way until 31 May 2017!

Yes, I know the card is a bit of a pain in the butt to get, but trust me, when you’re earning unlimited 4 mpd without an arbitrary 5% cap and a chunk of money earning 0 interest in the bank, it is the most shiok feeling ever. More shiok than when the Sin Huat crab beehoon uncle actually treated me with dignity and respect and never try to upsell me. Happy days man.

But what happens after 31 May, you ask? Well, we can hope that HSBC, from the kindness of their hearts, decides to extend this promotion again as they have done time and time again in the past. But if they don’t, you might fancy gambling and applying for the UOB Preferred Platinum AMEX and hope they take your application, failing which you could get the Maybank Horizon Visa Signature card which gives 3.2 mpd on dining. Not as good as 4 mpd, of course, but might be better than parking funds in a 0 interest account.


Dear melissackoh

I love your posts because your photo skills really zai. Every time I see your posts I wonder why I must use Blackberry camera to take all my photos. Then I remember that blur out of focus bokeh is the new black(berry). Ha ha ha!

In your post you implied your trip to Sydney was made possible thanks to the UOB Krisflyer account. I am excited because I also want to go Sydney and see koalas boxing wallabies, which I hear is on the national flag.

Now, it takes 56,000 Krisflyer miles for a round trip Economy saver award between Singapore and Sydney.

If you have $3K-$100K in your Krisflyer UOB account (let’s take $51.5K as the middle value), you’d be earning 1.4 mpd, the bonus component of which (1 mpd) is capped at 2,575 (5% of $51.5K) per month.

To earn those 56,000 miles, you’d need to spend $5,250 a month for a year on your Krisflyer UOB debit card (25,200 base miles, 30,900 bonus miles- remember, bonus is capped at 2,575 a month!) for a total outlay of $63,000

But assuming you spent an average of 30% on dining out, 30% on online shopping and 40% on everything else, with the right card strategy (HSBC Advance + DBS Woman’s World/Citibank Rewards + UOB PRVI Miles) you could get a weighted average of 0.3*4 +0.3*4 +0.4 *1.4= 2.96 mpd! This means you’d only have to spend <$19K in a year to get that Sydney trip!

Plus, you’d be able to put that $51.5K to work for you in koalas boxing wallabies futures. I hear the return on that is non-zero.

Obviously, the equation changes if you have 100k+ in your account, but if you are parking $100K+ without interest in the bank, please let me know who your influencer agency is because mine is clearly not doing its job properly.

BTW, please don’t go to Pancakes on the Rocks. Last time I was in Sydney everyone told me that was THE place to go to, but I thought it was super average. This is why I don’t like people.


Dear bellywellyjelly

I love your travel posts. Super bohemian one. I wish my Bangkok trips could be as awesome as yours but I am scared of new experiences so every time I go it’s Paragon–>Roast–>After You–>Patpong–> Emporium

(EDIT: Posts have since been updated with #ad tags)

In one of your posts, however, you mentioned this-

Here’s a tip, use the #KrisFlyerUOB Account on your fav budget airlines Scoot & Tigerair to get complimentary additional baggage allowance plus FREE seat selection and more ? (got you covered here)

Don’t worry! Bro got you covered too!

You might like to know that your complimentary additional allowance  (5kg) only applies if you buy a minimum of 20kg luggage allowance. And you need to buy this 20kg at the time of booking, not after! If you buy after, hard luck.

Also, you talked about complimentary seat selection. I am balding and have bad BO, so no one wants to travel with me. But if you travel with your friends, you need to know that only the principal cardholder gets free seat selection, even if the other travelling parties are on the same booking.

PS- I’m a bit confused, because from the way you’ve written your post…

Scratched this off my bucket list on my trip with #KrisFlyerUOB, the first debit card & account in Singapore. 

…it kind of makes it sound like you’ve already been able to travel with the miles you got from this account. Which is quite impressive given that it was only launched a few days ago, and (assuming your situation matches melissackoh’s) you’d have had to have spent ~S$56K to get the 25,000 miles you need for a round trip economy saver (you see your bonus 1 mpd is capped at 2,575 miles each month, meaning you’d have to earn the remainder 22,425 miles at 0.4 mpd)

Moreover, as per the T&C of the UOB Krisflyer debit card, any miles earned only get credited to your Krisflyer account at the end of the month. And it’s only 24th April. If you have lobang for faster miles crediting, please share ok?


Dear thetravelintern

Hope you guys are doing well. I liked that quote by Eleanor Roosevelt you shared- “Do one thing every day that scares you.” This morning I tried using 1 ply toilet paper instead of my usual 2. Don’t want to tell you how that went but the important thing is I tried.

You guys mentioned this in one of your posts-

Great travel perks such as free seat selection and convenience fee waiver when booking flights — no more additional charges to deal with while planning your next big adventure

Regarding the free seat selection- see the advice I gave bellywellyjelly. Regarding convenience fee waiver- take care guys. I know it sounds good but you need to spend a minimum of S$250 on a Scoot/Tigerair booking on a single transaction first. Then you’ll get a fee waiver voucher that can be used on your next booking.

So technically, you should be saying “no more additional charges to deal with while planning your next next big adventure”.  Also, be aware that you get a maximum of one waiver a year per account yeah?

You guys say the Krisflyer UOB debit card is helping you achieve your travel dreams. Let me see if I can help you out there- it takes 25,000 miles to go to Laos in economy saver on Silkair. Assuming the same figures I gave to melissackoh, you would need to spend $1,500 a month, or $18,000 a year to get the miles you need (7,200 base, 18,000 bonus).

But if you used my recommended card strategy @ 2.96 mpd, you’d only need to spend ~$8.5K! Anyway guys, I recommend you save your Krisflyer miles for long haul redemptions. You could get to Laos for <S$400 return trip with budget airlines.


So that’s my advice!

My fellow influencers, let us continue to maintain the highest standards of transparency and miles earningness. Without us, the public is lost.

Excelsior!
The Milelion

Aaron Wong
Aaron founded The Milelion with the intention of helping people travel better for less and impressing chiobu. He was 50% successful.

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Peter

It looks like they were given a set piece of various points to cut and paste and then rephrase into their instagram posts.

Chelsea Kang

HAHAHA this is why satire is the future of journalism.

Pal

You’re hilarious from one CA to another.

alex

The Don Quixote of the miles world, crucify them all!

Keep the posts going, it’s hilarious!

RN

Just a note, it is Don QuiJote and he didn´t crucify anyone 😉 That said I agree with the sentiment.

TH

wha?

Siang fei

Kris uob- suck the depositors blood. Suck dry

Marc C.

Love the shade, Aaron. Keep it coming.

theblacklist

clap, clap, clap….excellent dude!

Jay

Nice one Aaron!

Ano

I thot I was done reading anything else about this ? Product. But I just couldn’t skip anything from u! And it brought chuckles in this sleepy morning

Marcus

Please keep it coming! We can tell that you’re one of the only few revealing the HARD TRUTHS of this crap UOB new plan, but rest assured, we are all behind you. That’s why you see us keep sharing your articles, against those UOB + those influencers spreading fake positivities about that crap product. keep it coming Aaron!

Jason

Good job Aaron…
You’ve kicked my Monday blue away..
hahahahaha…

Sam

I never believe in influencers. They are living in their own bubble and their views are often skewed by sponsors.

WH

This is why I subscribe to this site. Lovely.

Spk307

I don’t think they batted an eyelid when they were given those texts by the bank to include in their posts.

Rach

Our society needs someone like you Aaron! Thumb up!!

Ceci Vill

Our society need everyone like you!????

DN

absolutely loved the article

Lulz

Let’s boost this website’s viewership!!

Anonymous

the level of sarcasm in this post is too damn high…. ?????

Anon

What a great way to start a Monday. Brilliantly executed 😉

ES

ROFL!

Monday blues gone 😀

Nick

it’s really cringe-worthy when they say “all thanks to…” and “made possible by…” knowing that it’s quite impossible for them to earn those trips with the KrisFlyer UOB a/c when it JUST released.

ARGH.

sylvia toh paik choo

darned good one, champion!

Leo

8/10 influencers spread influenza; don’t practice what they preach. Absolute love this Divine 101 on discerning BS from reality, and your “subtle” mockery hahaha!

Anonymous

you’re insulting influenza, even influenza is less deadly than influencer’s post

Douglas

Kudos. Bloody good research and write up!

Douglas Chow
http://Www.empoweradvisory.com

Louis Tan

“let me know who your influencer agency is because mine is clearly not doing its job properly”

Seems pretty clear to me, too! With the right guidance you can milk that new(ish) Instagram account of yours for free trips on Suites and Apartments! 😉

Ding

One of best writings from u! I am really pissed off by those irresponsible influencers! fortunately you are not one of them:)

sgdividends

Take that UOB and all your fake influences.

All fake..no seriously…fake…sad

Spicer

Where’s Donald Trump when you need him! Haha #fakenews

Anonymous

Influencers just post whatever they want, UOB in this case. Give me the $ and i will write it to your satisfaction.

Sarpork

Great job milelion

invisible

I have number of favorite quotes and mostly use two of them: 1. “Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” (C) Rick Cook 2. “Amount of intelligence on Earth is constant, but population continues to increase” – Global Murphy Laws, #1. As far as the whole thing – lack of intelligence (see above) is manifested the same way when commercial entity does dumb things to promote their agenda and government do this the same way… Read more »

iz

You are the best Aaron! Love your post!

Chris

Cool Aaron!
Someone tag all the influencers into this article!

Tim

Hey man, you should try 3 ply toilet paper next time. Just go out and spend a bit of extra $$ for your bums sake 🙂

solewalker

Naiiisseee!

Anonymous

Fantastic post Aaron! I really like your site for the “hard truths” and please continue to keep this site “commercial-free”!

MadMen

MadMen here. It make me cringe when a company like OCBC or their ad agency are clueless about digital marketing and their target audience. Have they not learn anything from the Marigold Feel Fresh saga where people with many folllowers (I don’t call them influencers) post about carrying a 1 liter carton of juice “everywhere they go”?

http://mothership.sg/2016/05/internet-person-says-she-carries-1-litre-carton-of-marigold-peel-fresh-everywhere-she-goes/

MadMen

*UOB

stajin

such a futile expedition…. these people were all paid by uob to do what they did. None of those people even know what MPD even mean.

At this rate what will end up happening is UOB will be giving you a call like OCBC did and make you re-consider everything and then you will post an article where you could justify this UOB account in particular specific setting…

RN

The Business Times ran an article more than a year ago about the business of Singapore’s food bloggers. After reading what Mr Ladyironchef charges for just showing up at a place I decided to not take any of his posts seriously.

RN

The upside of that article for me was learning of other blogs that don’t use the same tactic, like Rubbish Eat Rubbish Grow 🙂

Darius

His antics are well-known throughout the F&B industry.

Just google Ladyironchef and Private Affairs

JT

Influencers are only good for an occasional fap. Which means Ladyironchef is good for nothing.

Yan

Tell me your “Ha Ha Ha!” was inspired by Adrian Mole??

Anonymous

Sad that you can’t become an influencer … only some sad dude ranting and nit picking on advertisements.. for god’s sake…

eileen

maybe when you grow up and can actually apply for a credit card you’ll thank him lmao

Peter

I think his blog here influenced a lot more than those “influencers” (I’m not even sure how that term came about…do they really influence anyone to do anything?)

Tropikul

This is absolute gold!!

HJ

OMG AARON. THIS IS BLOODY GOOD.

PS: Ping msged me late at night asking me to read. Glad I did!

Tai

Love these posts Aaron! Keep them coming!

Mr and Mrs Oops

Loving this post! Shared! #KrisflyerUOBoo

mOjO jOjO

This post must be getting a lot of readership. The site keeps crashing.

YesYou, influencers

I doubt its due to traffic. It also happened at a very coincidental timing, a day after influencer topic was posted. They probably felt threatened, their rice bowl.

Alian

Influencer? Those are just outright ads. Guess alternative facts is the new norm with we need to “reaccomdated” to

RW

I’m dying of sarcasm overdose LOL

SQtraveler

If a blogger has not declared whether a post is sponsored or otherwise then take it with doubt. As a sponsored post, it’s inadvertently biased which is fine from a commercial perspective.

Elizabeth

HAHAHA this is gold!!! Thank you Aaron for such an informative and witty post! This is financial education at its best. #savage

And spending almost $19k to get miles for a trip to Laos?? No thanks.

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